Wednesday, August 27, 2008

To all the true snarkz out there






shadows in Kansas, to Atchison

not a lie
birthplaces of Nate and Pete, respectively, on the same sign! OH BOY!
Sunset in Iowa
Hey there sneezes!

Gezundheit! Nate here, from Plainfield, Illinois, staying with Pete's aunt linda and uncle tom. we've just enjoyed a delicious meal, abounding in ribs and potatoes and peppers, onions, broccoli, and even an ice cream cake, homemade. it was mighty tasty. chicago is tyte. i dont know how much zir peter fillled everyone in on it, but it's a really cool city. yesterday we walked around a lot. riding in here though we were told to get a [expletive] car [expletive]. watch out for butterfield road, it's nasty. and i'm not really that down i mean with the cubs, nor the white sux because they skipped town the day we got there, hence, no wiggly field, no comiskey. lame. we did have deep dish, which was zonktacular. oh man it was good. ill have to hit zacharys up hard when i get back to berkeley (zacharys is a pizza place in berekely that is phantastic). another chicago highlight is learning that chicago is the french spelling for the local word for 'wild leek', which refers not to the leeks that you and i love so much, but for the stench of the local skunkz, who smell like wild leeks. thats what french explorers thought would best describe this locale when they came in 200bc(e). also, the weird blob of metal in millenium park is really, really, REALLY cool. hypnotizing. today, while kelvin and pete slept and wrote and ate and showered and blogg'd, i went to the art institute of chicago, where i familiarized myself with several works by many grand masterz of the crapht. despite all the legendary paintings there by a long list of names, my favorite was this urn in the basement, by some mayan fellow, and it was basically an urn with a bunch of soldiers running after each other with spears and knives and shields, but their bodies were shaped like lima beans, and there were just arms and legs sprouting off of the beans. so, imagine beans chasing each other with ferocious weapons, for ever, as a circle is a perpetual shape. yow! this was from 100bc. that date is real, by the whey.

more gnus, we head out tomorrow, our next break is oberlin ohio where we shall find repose with the legendary hannah lesser, a fellow berkeley high school alum. i am looking forward greatly to oberlin, as i have heard many great things. she camped with us for a night in dallas center, and we'll see her again, which is good. from then, it's a powermob to the joisy kost guy. which i am also excited for.

then, just some personal info for all those interested and able, ill be flying back to berkeley sep 15 where ill be trying to get a visa and leaving for france the 30th of september. ill be in lille, in the north, for a year, so for all you pretentious euroheads, come to lille, stay with me, have a beer, maybe. here are some of my favorite photos from the last few days' riding. forgive my lack of ability as a photographer, but i like these. i like shadows and roads, as you may be able to tell. i also feel that color and contrast are important in constructing a composition, as well as shape and image. durant does this well, as does maxwell, but after a certain point it becomes difficult to distinguish the one from the other...

The 'Pete Kass Family Tour of the Midwest' Continues


Hello world! My sincerest apologies for the long interval between blog posts, I cannot deny that it warms my heart every time I'm scolded for having taken so long to update our story, as I'm extremely excited that people are reading this as we travel along. Our trip has been going splendidly, and the guys have gotten to meet a huge number of people in my family, many of which live conveniently along the way we are taking. We are currently in Chicago, having decided to take one more rest day before hitting the road again for Oberlin, Ohio. This is bound to be a long post, and might be divvied up into two entities before all is said and done. Just a warning.

We ended the last post in Kansas City, where we have just taken a rest day to eat barbecue, cruise around downtown, eat at my Uncle Tom's house, and hit the town with my buddy Ethan, at whose house we crashed for the night.

Day 51 Monday August 11: Still hanging out in KC, 0 miles
Ethan works at a great restaurant in the Plaza in downtown KC named Eden Alley, so upon our awakening we had a fantastic meal there served to us by his friends. Fantastic people, great food. A fun little hole in the wall for anyone visiting Kansas City, especially for those of the vegetarian persuasion. It's been awhile for us to have had any fine veggie dining, and it tasted great. After that we bid Ethan a fond farewell, and spent the rest of the afternoon running errands and blogging away. Kelvin was lucky enough to spend this time running around town with my mother, and it has been related to me that they had a splendid time joking around and doing some no-nonsense purchasing of necessary goods. After some homemade lasagna that evening, the boys and I continued our quest to see the best bowling alleys this country has to offer, so we drove down to College Lanes to meet up with my old best buds Pat and Al, who you may remember from our last set of adventures. As our last two nights have been eventful and exciting in the regular sort of way, I wanted to show the guys a bit more organic old home experience of mine, so we drove around in my mom's mini-van and ended up at my friend Bart's house in Olathe, the suburb in which I spent my adolescence. Unfortunately, Bart was not home. No matter, we hung out in his driveway, talking about little to nothing until he showed up. This was quite humorous for everyone involved, and we spent the rest of the evening talking and laughing on his back porch. It's been a blast for me to see my old friends meet my new friends and vice versa, especially because with the old friends it seems that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Day 52 Tuesday August 12: KC to Atchison, KS 39.84 miles
There was still some unfinished business to take care of in Kansas City, so we decided that a late start was appropriate for our last day with my folks. We started with a cruise downtown to see the Nelson Art Museum, which had been closed on our previous attempts to see it. Between the three of us we've seen a good number of famous museums in places like New York and many parts of Europe, and although we are by no means experts in the field, we agree that the Nelson stands up to the best that we've visited. It's a beautiful place, with jaw-dropping art and an appropriately serene atmosphere. Plus, it's free every day. So there's another recommendation for the future Kansas City traveler, if there are any of you out there.
From there we went to the famous Arthur Bryant's barbecue, where we stuffed ourselves fully before the day's ride. It was fantastic, and while we had slightly differing opinions on the better of the two barbecues we'd eaten in Kansas City, we all agreed that they were both head and shoulders above the rest of the barbecue we've ever eaten. So there's recommendation number 3 for y'all.
After a drive out of the massive sprawl that is the greater Kansas City area, we bid my mother a farewell. Thanks again to my parents for showing us such a great time, we loved Kansas City and the visit exceeded all of our high expectations. We set off on the road and I immediately started experiencing cramping in my left leg. After some struggling the left leg started feeling better and the right leg started cramping up. It was a rough afternoon and ended up being one of our shorter and slower days of the trip. But we made it out of KC and were back on the road, so things should be better tomorrow. We met a wonderful woman in Atchison, KS, home of Amelia Earheart as a million signs will tell you, who directed us to the Missouri river and after hearing of our adventure became quite serious and said, 'I have to feed you.' We all laughed and politely declined, as we had to set up our situation before it became too dark, but she ended up bringing us watermelon to eat and telling us all about her family at the park, which we all appreciated very much. Shortly after she left we were visited by the police, who told us we had to go, as we were camped out in the back of a park which closed at 10pm. We explained that we wanted no trouble and would be out very early in the morning, and after some contemplating the officers conceded that it probably wasn't a big deal and wished us well on our journey. Nice guys, really.

Day 53 Wednesday August 13: Atchison to Verdon, Nebraska 78.2 miles
To any of you who may think that the Midwest has nothing to offer in terms of scenery, I implore you tremendously to ride your bicycle through Nebraska. It is breathtaking. There are rolling hills for days on end, which creates a surreal view of the distance in which you can see a never-ending wave of brilliantly green corn and soybean fields. The green color is magnified by the sky, which is just a bluer blue, there's no other way to describe it. The sky is huge, and the clouds seems almost cartoonish in their perfectly fluffy white texture. Houses are few and far between, and are generally accompanied by a red barn and silo that you might expect from a caricature of Nebraska. From these houses come extremely excited dogs, barking and sprinting to say hello to you. They've been great for practicing our sprints, and have not caught us yet (side note for the reader's peace of mind, my dad has given us some pepper spray, so in the case of an exceptionally large and fast dog, we have a means to protect ourselves aside from just our legs, which at this point are substantial weapons in themselves). Today's ride was spent more or less in awe of this scenery, and we ended up camping alone at a campsite by a lake in the middle of a sparsely populated highway.

Day 54 Thursday August 14: Verdon to Lincoln, NE 89.4 miles
The morning of today's ride gave us more of the beautiful lightning storms we've come to love here in the Midwest. Luckily for us today's stayed off on the horizon and didn't bother us with any rain. The people we meet along the way have been responding with more and more disbelief of our journey, and we are told that we are "crazy" or "insane" or "real bad" with some frequency. We have a great ride that day and arrive in Lincoln, where I've spent a good majority of the Christmas Eve's in my lifetime at my Aunt Carol and Uncle Marty's house. My cousin Joe and Grandma Mary are also living at this house, and my cousin Liz, her husband Scott, and two kids Abbey and Sophia live in Lincoln also. So it's a regular family affair, just two days after leaving Kansas City. Shortly after our arrival and some showers, we all head down to Scott's restaurant, Suite 1, which he opened very recently with some friends. It's an awesome bar and restaurant in downtown Lincoln that serves Chicago style deep dish pizza. It's awesome, and we demolish three larges without a second thought. The rest of the night is low key, and we watch the Olympics and "Field of Dreams" with Kevin Costner in preparation for our ride through Iowa.

Day 55 Friday August 15: Rest day in Lincoln 0 miles
Some HORSE and a little piano for the morning, then a trip to downtown Lincoln to check out some bookstores and the college campus. We end up at Lazlo's for some local brew and have some fine beers there, though nothing spectacular. From there we meet up with Joe at Suite 1 to have a beer. We've made plans to go to a Lincoln Saltdogs game, the local independent league baseball team in town. It's a great atmosphere with some mediocre ball, but we have a great time and get on the jumbo tron. 2 for 2 on the jumbo trons! It's getting close to 9 o'clock, when Scott's bar has a Friday night special of penny pints for an hour and a half, which we decide might be more entertaining than the last three innings of the Saltdogs game (they were way ahead anyways). Just before we take off, my big mug appears in a close-up on the jumbo tron for a good 20 seconds. We all have a good laugh about that, and I act a fool in front of a good 1,500 people or so. 3 for 2 on the jumbo trons! My Uncle Marty and his brother Larry meet us at the bar for some drinks and bean bag toss, and we all enjoy the penny pints and some more pizza. From there the night gets a little bit fuzzy, but I can say we all had a wonderful time in downtown Lincoln with Joe. After the bars closed down, we came out on the street to find a hoard of police aggressively arresting a black woman. We don't know exactly what happened, the word is she stole something, but there was a crowd and we wanted to see what was happening. We scooted in to watch with a few hundred other young adults (as I said, the bars had just closed). A young black guy standing next to us was shortly taken from the crowd, for no reason that we could clearly see, and thrown to the ground and cuffed. We were subsequently told to leave the scene and received strong shoves from officers quite large. The situation was growing rather tense, and we were not in the happiest of moods at this point, but Cool Head Joe eventually found us in the crowd and convinced us to take our leave. So we escaped without arrest, although it is our opinion that the only ones encouraging violence that night were the police.

Day 56 Saturday August 16: Lincoln to Fremont 68.24 miles
I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before, but my parents are avid cyclists. They have a tandem bicycle that they ride all around. My mother enjoys it, my father is obsessed. Seriously, he's more into cycling than anyone else I know. So he was quite disappointed when he and my mom were unable to ride into or out of Kansas City with us, the former because of weather issues and the latter due to job obligations. Seeing as Lincoln isn't too far of a drive from our home in Kansas City, and that my mother had gone to Sioux City, Iowa for the weekend to help clean out my grandmother's house and would be nearby with a car, my dad decided to join us for a day's ride out of Lincoln. We were all quite excited about this, as it has not only been many weeks since we've had anyone to ride along with, but it was yet another opportunity to spend some time with my pops. To those who think he may have had a hard time keeping up or going as far as we generally go in a day, I would like to reiterate that he is obsessed with biking, and could have easily left us behind if he had so chosen. He has an awesome bike and calves the size of most people's thighs. So it's safe to say that he kept up just fine. It was a beautiful day on the bikes and it was a most enjoyable ride. My mom decided to stay in Sioux City for an extra night, and so he even joined us for the camp out that night. We stayed in a surprisingly crowded camping area off the lake near Fremont, but the moon was full and the dogs on the grill delicious, so it ended up being a great time.

Day 57 Sunday August 17: Fremont to Sioux City, IA 80.29 miles
My dad certainly picked two great days to ride with us, as on both the wind was favorable and the weather was perfect. Nebraska offered a great shoulder for the entire ride, and some nice folks along the way. My dad and I traded bikes for about an hour, and I don't know who enjoyed it more. I was giddy with being able to accelerate at will and cruise up hills with about 55 pounds less weight on me, while my dad was able to experience the weight and awkward steering that comes with it on the bikes. He didn't lose a beat, and flew up the hills with the ease of young men who have ridden nearly 3000 miles at this point. We arrived at the border of Nebraska and Iowa in the late afternoon. Both of my parents, my brother, and I were all born here in Sioux City. My dad's parents live here, and I spent a summer two years ago living with my maternal grandmother here. So it's safe to say this was one of the more important stops for me on this trip. We didn't even bother showering because of the hunger and went straight to El Fredo's pizza a few blocks away from my grandma Mary's house. We ordered 3 jumbos and for the first time all trip came home with leftovers, an entire pizza in fact. All three of my living grandparents joined us, as well as my Aunt Carol, who had brought my grandma Mary to Sioux City for the weekend to clean up with my mom. We spent the rest of the evening relaxing on the front porch swing and telling old stories about killing bats and other family tales. It was about as good as it gets for me, and I was very happy to have been able to show Nate and Kelvin this part of my life. It's so rare and so exciting when one can connect what are generally so separate yet important influences on what forms us into the person we have become, and I found this evening to be such an occasion. My parents then bade us farewell and we spent the rest of the evening watching the Olympics.

Day 58 Monday August 18: Rest day in Sioux City, IA 0 miles
My grandma and Aunt Carol, along with the Abbey and Sophia left early Monday morning, so we had my grandma's old house to ourselves for the day. We cruised downtown to fix some problems on Kelvin's bike that arose on the previous day's ride, then we found ourselves strolling into the theatre to see the new Batman movie, only there was neither anyone there to sell us a ticket nor to take a ticket upon our entering. We looked around for a bit, but eventually decided that this one was a gift from the theatre and got to see a matinee for free. What a city. After the film we stopped by Palmer's old tyme candy shoppe and gorged ourselves on delicious chocolate, then went almost immediately to my other grandparents' house for dinner. They told stories and we chatted about our trip and the entire evening was quite enjoyable indeed.

Day 59 Tuesday August 19: Sioux City to Denison, IA 83.16 miles
My stamina for typing is waning, so I might be somewhat more brief, I hope you'll excuse me. Iowa doesn't have shoulders. The beautiful continuation of Nebraska was somewhat hindered by this fact, but it was a great ride nonetheless. We were stopped by Craig, a nice old trucker who told us of a better biking route and a great place to stop for whiskey tomorrow. Our kind of guide. The hills were intense and the pig farms depressing, but overall the trip really was beautiful. We rolled into Denison as the sun was setting, and a nice woman led us from her car to a campground, which actually turned out to be a fairgrounds, which smelled awful and had no place to camp. We thanked her dutifully and rode away immediately after she was out of sight. We spent that night in a park in the middle of town, where we slept inside of a massive wooden fortress built for small children to play and climb on. It was probably the coolest sleeping spot we've had yet.

Day 60 (Can you believe that?!) Wednesday August 20: Denison to Dallas Center, IA 97.17 miles
Our first 90 some mile day. Templeton, IA is a small town with a great whiskey distillery if you're ever in the area. One of the owners gave us a tour, a giant Iowan with a deep voice, a very appropriate whiskey distiller actually. It was fantastic, a great little stop in the midday. From there we cruised along, going for some miles along a bike path in the middle of nowhere. Way cool. That night we stopped in Dallas Center for a rest, and found a great little park with a gazebo for us to lay our heads. This town didn't have a grocery store, so we got some things at Casey's General store for dinner, and were shortly acquainted with a group of carnival employees who were in town for the coming weekend's fall festival. I say shortly acquainted in the term that they were not much for conversation, nor eye contact, nor for much of anything aside from seeming quite out of it and extremely bored or pissed off. In short, we think there may have been more than a few of them who frequently enjoyed an extremely addictive illegal substance or two. This was more than a little unsettling, so we camped out on the other side of the park, sleeping right next to our bikes. We were also waiting for Nate's friend Hannah, who had chosen a wonderful night to stop on her road trip to Ohio to meet us for a campout and some breakfast the following day. I slept like a baby, but Nate and Kelvin both awoke to some yelling and fist-fighting among a crowd of carnies and friends some 30 yards away. To our extreme relief, we were never offered involvement in any of the night's activities, and so we kept to ourselves quite happily. Hannah showed up shortly after the knuckle hitting at around 2:30, and seemed quite comfortable as she slept without a pad on the gazebo concrete floor.

Day 61 Thursday August 21: Dallas Center to Grinnell, IA 91.06 miles
So we woke up safe and sound, which is always nice, to a dreary and threatening sky, which is a little less than nice. Hannah was excited for breakfast, as were we, and we planned to meet up in Grimes for breakfast. The ride was rainy and traffic was heavy and there was no shoulder, and when we met up with Hannah we discovered that Grimes was without a single breakfast place. So we stopped for our standard coffee and pastry or whatever at Casey's General Store. Delicious. It was fun to see Nate catch up with an old friend, and we are all excited to see her again when we roll through Oberlin on the 1st of September. From Grimes we continued on in the drizzle, eventually finding ourselves somewhat lost and confused. Another nice trucker gave us a bike map and awesome directions, and we soon found ourselves on another bike path, this time for some 20 miles. Iowa is funny, not a shoulder in the entire state, but awesome bike paths out in the middle of nowhere. The afternoon dragged on as I found myself continually getting a flat tire on the back tire. We could not discover the culprit for all of our searching, and ended up struggling through the final 25 or so miles by repumping and repatching the tires. We finally found ourselves in Grinnell, home of Grinnell College, hoping to meet some back to schoolers in town. Unfortunately, school didn't begin for another 10 days and we found ourselves in a very tiny town. That night found us in a very dark gazebo in a park in the city, where we were sure we'd be fine until morning. But after laying our heads for about 2 hours we were awoken by a flashlight and a stern voice asking us, 'what's goin' on guys? Park closes at 11.' Great, a Peace Officer here to do his public service. We explained our plight and found no sympathy. Park closes at 11. Where should we sleep? 'There's a hotel down the street, although I don't think you'll be able to find anyone there this late.' Well that's great, but we can't really afford hotels anyways. They chuckle. 'Other than that there's really nowhere you can sleep around here.' What should we do? 'I guess ride out to wherever there might be some campsite or a hotel.' We can't just sleep here? We had a similar situation before in Atchison and it worked out fine. We'll be out with the sunrise and we won't bother anyone. They ask about Atchison and chuckle and make a comment about what a small town it must be. 'Sorry, park closes at 11 and we have to worry about vandals and such. Maybe next time you should plan it out better.' They chuckle again. By this time we've decided to stop trying reason with them, I don't tell them about my flat tire and we pack up our stuff as they shine their carlights on us. We walk our bikes out of the park and they thank us and tell us to have a good night. Honestly, from all of my experiences in the midwest, one out of three semi-positive experiences with the police isn't bad, so I guess I'm less than surprised. Anyways, we walk to Grinnell college campus and split up, Kelvin finds a nook behind a church where a night watchman pretends not to see him on his rounds throughout the night, and Nate and I cozy up at the base of a stairwell in the back of one of the buildings under a sort of overhang. It ends up not being too bad, all things considered.

Day 62 Friday August 22: Grinnell to Iowa City
Grinnell turns out to be a great town in the sunlight. A cool coffeeshop. Kelvin gets 10% off a book from some nice folks at a bookstore, and I get helped out at a bike shop by one of the nicest guys we've met on the trip so far. Craig is an artist with the bike, and uses tiny surgeon tools to pick out miniscule pieces of glass and a quarter inch piece of wire that was wedged between my tire layers. He sets me up, doesn't charge for labor, and then buys us lunch at the deli next door. Huge thanks to Craig for all of his help, he really sent us off with great feelings about Grinnell. The ride to Iowa City wasn't bad, and we rolled into town to stay in our first Co-op of the trip. I was ecstatic, and found myself right at home in the communal living situation. There's was quite different from what I've lived in, but it just felt the same. We played piano and petted the dogs, but there wasn't really anyone hanging out, so we hit the town on our own, which was a huge disappointment to me. Aside from a really cool punk/metal bar in downtown, Iowa City was fairly disappointing. I think it would have been improved if we'd had a local guide, but we found the nightlife to be a bit outside of our style. Regardless, it was a good time, and we ended up hanging out on the porch of the co-ops until late into the night, chatting with good folks who gave us homemade cookies and listened to our stories.

Day 63 Saturday August 23: Iowa City to Clinton, IA
A great ride but a fairly uneventful day. Paw Paw, Iowa probably offered the most in terms of entertainment, simply because it was the home of the Guinness record holder for largest collection of unique pens. We didn't get to meet him or anything, but we liked the sign that informed us of this fact. We reached Clinton shortly after dark, so we could even really see the Mississippi, but we had a nice little campout beside a great bike trail. Nate dropped the pasta just after finishing it. But a little sand and grit never hurt anybody. Delicious dinner.




Day 64 Sunday August 24: Clinton to Aurora, IL 129.95 miles
Whew! What a day. By far are longest in terms of miles and hours on the bike. Almost 130 miles and almost 10 miles to be inexact. We finally got to my cousin Hank's house and ate pizza with him and his fiancee Julie, as well as my Uncle Rod and Aunt Madonna, who were there for the weekend and were leaving the following morning. I was glad to get to see them before they left, and felt that the day's long ride was worth it.

Day 65 Monday August 25: The Big City, The Windy City, Chicago at last! 0 miles
I'll skip right to it. We've been talking about Kansas City barbecue, Chicago deep dish, Philly cheesesteaks, and New England clam chowder for the whole trip. The barbecue didn't disappoint, and we b-lined it straight for Giordano's upon our arrival to Union Station off the train in downtown Chicago. It was like nothing I've ever eaten. Suite 1 was great, but this pizza was just on another level really. Whoa, I could go on, but I think it would be quite boring, and I think this post has been quite long enough already. But there's always more adventure to be related, so I must go on. After pizza we strolled around the town, looking for either a brewery, another pizza place, or a hot dog stand. We were full, but we figured we were only in Chicago once on this trip, and wanted to make it worth it. We received directions to a brewery, but found ourselves growing restless on our search, and when we passed the blues legend Buddy Guy's bar on a corner, decided that we had to go in for at least a beer. What we found was a great blues bar with good music, great staff, and epic stuff all over the walls. They were having a jam that night, but we figured we'd be on our way. After a few beers we left for that brewery, but found nothing but another shitty bar, so we headed back for Buddy Guy's. This was a great call, as the music was fantastic. Sadly, Buddy Guy's brother had recently passed away, and the wake had taken place that day. As a result, a crowd of old time blues folks were there and the jam was amped up to epic proportions. Kelvin actually got to shake Buddy's hand, as he arrived later, and I discovered that he flushes the toilet with his foot in his own bar, although I didn't actually talk to him (it's not like I was staring at him when I was in the bathroom or anything, you can easily see when someone takes a step back and does a slow karate kick to the flusher). We had such a good time that we nearly missed the last train back to Aurora, and had to sprint to get there just in time. We promptly fell asleep on the train and missed our stop, and had to spend a good deal of cash on a taxi home. Ahh the big city.

Day 66 Tuesday August 26: Day 2 in the big city 0 miles
More transportation issues for too much cash, but we'll not talk about that. We had a great walk in Chicago, Kelvin played chess on the street with some cool dudes, we got a little vertigo looking at all of the skyscrapers, we ate a delicious hot dog, and realized that Chicago is huge when you're trying to walk to Wicker Park from downtown. We hoped to meet up with my other uncle Tom for dinner that night, but not only got a late start on the train, but found the train to have 'speed restrictions,' making us over an hour late. We barbecued anyways, in the dark, and had a great chat with him and my Aunt Linda. The guys got to meet my little cousins, Tara and the twins Sean and Tyler who were all starting school the next day, 5th and 4th grades, respectively. Linda convinced us to stay an extra day, so now we're getting ready to go over to their place for swimming and a great meal. I love my family.

So that's where that is. It's continuing to be a blast. It's terrifying how fast it's coming to an end. To clarify, we had planned on ending in Massachussetts to visit our friend Tim Griffith, but due to some communication issues it turns out that he will not be there when we arrive. Thus, our final dates will be spent in New York and possibly Boston, so if you'll be around in early mid-September, let us know. I plan to post the next blog sooner next time, so hopefully the stories will be more thorough and less to take in all at once. I hope you're all doing well, we'll be talkin soon I'm sure.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Welcome to the capital Mid capital West. Y'all.


Sorry about destroying your highways, Kansas. But a mobber's gotta mob.








After notes from the two other trunk-legged ones, it is again me, mr. peter, typing from beautiful Kansas City we are sitting full and dry in a nice, air-conditioned house that my parents now call home. Kansas is humid. I mean REAL humid. We descended out of Colorado into Kansas to find the plains filled with levitating standing water and some of the craziest lightning storms any of us have ever seen. I figured it out, and as of the day that we left Colorado Springs, we have less time left on the road than days that have passed since we left our homes in Oregon. So we're past the halfway point on our journey, I'm sayin, and it's unbelievable how fast everything is going. Huge thanks to those who sent us their love in paper form, it was really great to read your letters when we arrived at my parents' house. I hope everyone has enjoyed the words of what up from the guys, I personally found them to be hysterical.





Day 41 (Continued)
When we left off last in the blog, the three of us were hanging out in Colorado Springs, CO with the Groundwaters. Anne had hurt her hand the night before in a hit and run curbing incident, and was getting ready to drive us with her braced extremity to Breckenridge, where we would be nearer to Keystone for the following day's Bluegrass Brew fest. So, in a car we traveled in about 2 1/2 hours what would have taken us at least two days to ride our bikes to Breckenridge. It was a head trip, going that fast and far in that short of time. It's weird the way our perception of reasonable distances and expectations of time and space have changed during this trip. It's very calming, actually, to be so limited yet so empowered at the same time in regards to where we go and what we do. Once in Breckenridge we had a lovely birthday dinner with Anne and her parents and brother. I had one of my wishes for the trip fulfilled when both Anne and John were thoroughly embarrassed by one of their mother's childhood stories about sex education and the viewing of their family's tryout video for "The Amazing Race." Cute family, great story tellers.





Day 42 Saturday August 2: Acting a fool in Keystone
I can't say I remember entirely too much about Saturday. It's not that it was boring or uneventful, it's that we went to a brew fest full of amazing micro brews armed with "all you can drink" glasses in our hands. It was a really fun time, and you can see above that we busted mad moves on the dance concrete, but if you're looking for specific stories for that, the few that we remember may have to wait until we're together with a few more brews. The ride home was fun, though. I hope a few of you enjoyed Kelvin and Nate's phone conversations or messages. Let them know what they said, they're curious. I was busy taking a nap out the front window of the van. Sorry we didn't get to talk.





Day 43 Sunday August 3: The Springs to Rush, CO 38.89 miles
After a REALLY slow moving morning, we piled back into the van to head back to Colorado Springs and get back on the bikes. Whew. I don't know how this is going to go, considering the Pepto Bismal (I know what I wrote, I don't need spell check, ok?) was not sitting that well. Jeez, after two rest days you would think we'd be rarin and ready. But oh how the bluegrass takes it out of you. Yeah, that's it, the bluegrass. Anyways, we fiddled about for awhile but finally got back out on the bikes in the late afternoon. The late start and a fierce crosswind didn't allow us much distance, but a hearty meal behind a farmer's barn (we asked permission, of course) and a good night's sleep ahead of us had us talking about going for a landmark day the next day. 200 miles, a near unthinkable feat, was our goal. What better time to try than after a few rest days, coming out of Colorado onto the plains with a slight descent the entire way. If weather and wind could only cooperate, we had a lot of confidence in our success. We all went to bed feeling great, excited for the next day's extremely difficult ride.





Day 44 Monday August 4: Rush to Weskan Unincorporated, KS 112.26 miles
As you can see above, we didn't quite make 200 miles. We tried, though, and for awhile it looked like there was a chance. But the summer sun in Kansas can be a mean, mean mugger. We were out on the bikes by 6:30am, easily our earliest start of the trip, and averaged 20mph for the first 80 miles. But as the morning progressed, the sun just kept on heating up, and the humidity in Kansas makes for a suffocating experience. at 12:30 our water was fit to make tea and we were hitting a big wall. We acknowledged our vincibility and decided to simply cruise to a new personal record before calling it a day. We crossed the Kansas/Colorado border at around 5 or so and were immediately welcomed into Kansas by a treacherous headwind. I mean bad. So we decided to stay just over the Kansas border and continue on tomorrow. This has probably turned out to be the best decision of the trip. No more than 45 minutes later were we witnesses to a supershow of lightning on the horizon. The show quickly became interactive as we were nearly knocked over by winds well of at least 50mph. We scrambled to gather our gear as it flew off into the recently arrived downpour. Luckily, we were under a substantial shelter in a roadside park, and could organize ourselves into the dry pockets and create a wind block behind of the corner walls on the shelter. An unrealistically nice local candy bar salesman informed us that his local church was unlocked and we could sleep there, but we opted for the shelter on the other side of the park, as the wind was almost nonexistent over there due to it's location in reference to the granary across the street. We spent a nice night listening to the rain fall and the trains blow past underneath a picnic table in the park.





Day 45 Tuesday August 5: Weksan to Oakley 67.49 miles
Mountains are hard. I'll be the first to admit that. you pedal and pedal and hardly get anywhere and it seems never ending and just keeps going up. But with a mountain, there is a peak, and you eventually get to the top. The feeling of accomplishment is indescribably fulfilling, and the downhill ride that follows is exhilarating. Kansas doesn't have mountains. It's quite flat, although there are a cool bit of rolling hills, but it doesn't have it's reputation for nothing. What Kansas does have, though, is wind. Strong wind. And when it's not going in the same direction as you, in fact going the opposite direction as you, it is just as hard if not harder than a mountain. The problem with a headwind, though, is there is no peak, and no downhill to follow. It's invisible and relentless and incredibly frustrating. We had planned to fly across Kansas, doing close to 100 miles a day. But this was just not going to happen on this day, as the wind would not allow it. We made it just under 70 miles to a quaint little town near I-70 and felt as exhausted as we've felt all trip. Forget this, let's try again tomorrow. We played golf with a soccer ball in the local park and watched a rapid fire lighting storm off on the horizon before going to sleep.





Day 46 Wednesday August 6: Oakley to Webster Lake 102.85 miles
No head wind today, and now we have the goal of getting to Kansas City by Saturday, so as to see a Royals night game and hit the big city night life. So we mobbed. A wonderful day of cruising, and a nice swim and a shower at the end of it all. As the night set in, we were given front row seats to one of the most constant lightning storms I've ever seen. Good thing our tent is lightning-proof. Nothing to worry about while camping by the lake. Then it rained. A lot.





Day 47 Thursday August 7: Webster Lake to Beloit 82.67 miles
It rained all night. Then it stopped just long enough for us to wake up and get out of the tent. Then it rained all over us. Everything was wet. We put on our rain gear, which we had yet to really bust out, and set out. Turns out that stuff isn't so effective. That's cool. Spirits were high and our muscles weren't sore at all, or something the opposite of that. We made it to the first town about 10 miles away and stumbled into a cafe looking like three drowned rats. We stayed for about 8 cups of coffee each and watched the rain continue to fall. We finally decided to pull on our boot straps or whatever and head back out into the shower when, miraculously, the rain let up. We rode for a couple miles, and it stopped completely. In an hour, the sun was shining. Our luck is hilariously good, in my opinion. We cruised the rest of the day. We hit up the county fair in Beloit, but had apparently gotten there a little late, as the scene had really cooled off from the excitement we'd heard in the distance while eating dinner. Oh well, we'll come across another county fair or two before this is all over, if we're lucky. Everything is still damp, stuff has a hard time drying in this humidity, but we sleep out under the stars in hopes of cooling off a bit. Good luck.





Day 48 Friday August 8: Beloit to Historical Marker (just outside of Belvue) 118.43 miles
When we first started this trip, I found it odd that we slept outside without the slightest discomfort. I could never do that as a child, as you would wake up wet if you didn't have substantial sheltering. As the trip went on I forgot about this, but was not surprised when I awoke on Friday to find all of our stuff, including the bags we were sleeping in, as soaked as if it had been raining in the night. There was a thick fog and the dew was everywhere. I admit we were starting to get a little frustrated with the constant wetness, but I'm overjoyed that we are much quicker to laugh at our misfortune than cry. It's really hilarious, when you think about it. So we cruised and cruised through the rolling hills of north central Kansas. Hoping to reach Lawrence tomorrow before noon to meet with my parents for lunch, we had a lot of ground to cover. We arrived in Manhattan shortly before sundown, and decided that we could make it the next day if we got a little outside of town and then awoke with the dawn the next morning. I broke a spoke on the back tire on the way out, but it did not prove to be debilitating and we continued on. The sun set and we busted out our lights to be safer for our short night ride. The fireflies joined us, and some trains decided to ride alongside us as well. With the sky pink on the horizon to our backs, I found it one of the most mystical rides we've had to date. I was in the front on this ride. Kelvin, in the rear because he has by far the brightest tail light, was shitting bricks. And rightly so, the shoulder wasn't huge and it was quite dark and scary when giant cars would pass by closer than was comfortable. But no one wants to hear about this, we were clearly very safe and will never do anything even resembling something dangerous ever again, for sure. The more reasonable of the two of us, he recommended we stop and camp in contrast to my suggestion that we continue on into the night. It made sense, especially considering we were to be waking up to ride again in less than 7 hours. Nate set his alarm for 5am and fixed my spoke while I made some dinner. We slept on a gravel parking lot at a historical marker between the highway and the railroad tracks. A train horn 20 yards away is a terrifying way to be awoken in the middle of the night. Really gets the blood flowing.





Day 49 Saturday August 9: Historical Marker to Lawrence (Ride to KC) 61.81 miles
There have been mornings where getting up at 9:30 to go riding has been an epic challenge, so I have no idea how the three of us were up and going with such ease at 5 in the morning, after our longest ride yet and about 6 hours of sleep, but it happened. We rode a few miles into a small town for some coffee, and continued on when some rain started spitting on us. It wasn't bad, and I told my father that a ride would not be necessary, it's hardly raining. He said the radar showed we were being dumped upon, I said it was hardly a sprinkle. Two minutes after getting off the phone, the downpour began. This continued for the next 50 miles. Fun. It wasn't all that bad really, it's a heck of a lot easier to ride in the rain when you know your day will end with a hot shower in a warm bed, and I was really excited to be back in KC to see my friends and family. With 18 miles left to Lawrence things didn't seem so bad. 10 miles later, the sign said 12 miles to Lawrence. Highway crews can be so cruel sometimes. But what can you do except keep pedaling away, and eventually we found ourselves at Free Street Brewing Co. in beautiful Lawrence Kansas. It's kind of swanky, and when we received more than a few sideways glances when we stumbled in sopping in our spandex. But we dried off and prettied up and were soon sitting happily with some delicious brew, our first beers since that immemorable day in Keystone. Soon my parents arrived, not on bikes, as they aren't insane and didn't want to ride 80 miles in a storm. They actually had come equipped with a bike rack fit for three, and I eagerly accepted. Kelvin has endurance and drive that just don't quit and was ready to put the wet spandex back on and go back out into the fight. He was convinced, however, and within 30 seconds of getting into the back seat of the car was dead to the world, passed out into the black depths. The weather ended up turning into a beautiful night, and the three of us cruised in the parental vehicle to beautiful Kaufman stadium in time for our first Major League game of the trip. My old high school buddies Pat and Al met us there, and while screaming along to "Low Places" by Garth Brooks, we were all presented to the crowd on one of the largest jumbo-trons in America. Good times. The Royals lost, but it was really the people around us who got to witness some true fanatics that were the real winners. After stopping by the house for a quick bite, we set up to hit the town. I'd never until this night had the pleasure of being dropped off with my friends at the bars on a Saturday night by my mother. It was cool. Back with Pat and Al and some of their friends, we hit up Westport with a fury. Buzzard Beach is really an organic Kansas City experience, although the best foozballers come out on weeknights, fyi. From there we busted moves at some other bar the locals brought us to. Oh did we bust moves. The bars stay open until 3 in Missouri, an extra hour of fun for us Oregonians. From there we went for a bite at the IHOP, but Kelvin was tired and took a nap in the car. It was a hilarious night, and such a great experience for me to see my two really close friends from Kansas and two really close friends from Oregon come together for such a fun night. Our day ended 24 hours after it began, stumbling up to bed with a belly full of pancakes.





Day 50 Sunday August 10: Living Large in KC 0 miles
I'm apparently on a schedule that gets me up early. I awoke at 9:30 and felt surprisingly good. The other guys are better at breaking routine, and wisely slept until 1:30. I was extremely tired by the time 1:30 came. But that's neither here nor there, really, although this blog post is extremely long, and I know that only the hard core loved ones are still interested enough in this business to still be reading at this point. Thanks y'all, I get really excited whenever I hear that people are reading this thing. Anyways, when in KC, you have to eat barbecue. Now I know that many of you may have heard of Gates, or a guy named Arthur Bryant, and they're good. But the locals all have their own spot, and my family's is Hayward’s. We stuffed our faces with delicious barbecue and all felt a lot better because of it. From there we ventured to the famous Kansas City Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art. I am clearly biased, but I've also been to a couple of famous museums, and I'd put the Nelson up there with the best I've ever been to. It was closed, but we still spent 45 minutes wandering around the grounds, looking at haunting sculptures and admiring the scenery. Not to mention hanging around the largest Shuttlecocks in the world. No joke. It's closed on Monday, but we plan to go again on Tuesday before we head out on our ride, as I seriously assert that the Nelson is a must-see if you are ever in the greater Kansas City area. It's free, too, so there you go. From there we cruised over to my aunt and uncle's house for some grilled burgers and some Olympic gymnastics. It's great going from eating pasta with sardines all week to gorging on barbecue and homemade meals. After that it was back to Westport, where we met up with my good friend Ethan Osman for a few beers. The foosball was epic and the dance party was really drunk and shirtless, but sadly it was not performed by us, although we all were quite amused. After heading out from the Beach we jaunted around the Nelson lawn again, listening to Ethan relate some crazy tales before crashing at his place for the night.





And now it is today, which I will relate to you another day. I forgot to mention that I spoke with an Emma Spehar on the phone during this span of time, and she informed me that she may be in Boston around the same time as we are. Possibly the 13th of September. Now I'm just putting this out there, but if anyone would like to celebrate the end of our adventure with us, Boston on the 13th is going to be the place to be. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. From here we head up to Lincoln, Nebraska, then on to Sioux City, Iowa to complete the Peter Kass family tour. From there it's on to Chicago, Illinois, Oberlin, Ohio, and then a sprint to the Atlantic with stops for Philly Cheese steaks. I hope everything is good with you. And I hope that thing that was getting you down has cleared up. You know what I mean.
Stay big.

Ponderosa iterlude

soooo...What can be said about traveling acroos the country by bycicle with two of the greatest people ive ever known, each day the land changes as we make our way towards the east and life becomes simple. Staying full seems to be the biggest challenge when touring for long periods of time. For the last 5 days weve been administering lessons to kansas regarding the essence of mobology as weve left three horizantal burning lines across its mighty width along highway 24. Every night across this state there have been lightning storms like ive never seen in my live even in southern arizona and the weather changes extremely quickly. Two nights weve gone to sleep under the stars and awakened to the shocking (hehe) sounds of lightning. The trip as a whole thus far has bee more fantastic that i had ever imagined, one would think that fatty storms would keep three lowely rats from destroying 83 miles of highway, naaaaw. Im in the middle as the rain is pelting us like a hoarde of midgets under the weight of ukraine, i look back and see pete singing with the smile of a madman; he's lovin it. I ride up to nathan who looks really scary in his all black raingear and ask him how hes doing; he replies by unsheathing his imaginary broadsword, announcing that he is no longer nate but the black rider; i am slain. Gotta give a big shoutout to all the couchsurfers and friends that have put us up along the way, your all rastas (except that one wack dude in boulder, not you gordie, you is tight), as well as the homies holdin it down huge in Eugene we think of you all often and wish you could be crusin with us. Timmy Timmy Timmy you are wack for bailing on us but at least we have a month to get over it; me and the boys hope you have a grand freakin time on SNAKE Ave. Also big ups to the parental units of all for rockin it at -9 months to preempt the birth of three mercenaries. Last of all huge thanks to wheat, peanuts, and peru for all commin together to form the peanutbutter banana sandwich which was the only thing that carried us up togwoetee pass keeping us from crying like three canadian babies. sorry for the delay. your pal, kelvin

Sunday, August 3, 2008

whatup snoggwerds

whatup snoggfaces, nate here. the other two fools are undermobbing and ive got time in colorado springs. we just got back from breckinridge, colorado, where there was a beer and bluegrass festival. it was pretty sik. we stayed at the groundwaters' kabin with an ot tub and stars. pete'll fill you in on that, i imagine. n.e. weyz, this trip for me has been a trip so far. har har. i mean, it's been hecka fun. for me, the most beautiful rides that stick out right now were going from saratoga wyo to laramie whyo. over the snowy range pass was absolutely ridiculous, views from 10Gs up of the more or less end of the rocky mountains. we passed by this fat rock pile called medicine bow range, or peak, or something like that, and it was hewn by the mammoth strength and power of frozen water. it was so cool, epic, and inspiring. then at the end of the ride is when we got caught by lightning, which was real terrifying, so pete and i mobbed harder than ever for the last flattish, raining 20 miles. in all my years of competitive cycling, i don't think i've ever ridden harder. adrenaline can do wonders for the muscles. the lightning was crazy though. the next day at the university of wyoming's very own library i looked up lightning on the internetz, and it said that thunder is created by the shock wayve caused by the 16K degree fahrenheit lightning heating up the air that surrounds it. dang. shocking. also, when lightning hits a tree, it causes an epic sundering of a section of the tree, but it's not from the lightning itself, it's from the bolt heating up the sap inside so intensely that the pressure from the steam blows of the section of tree instantly. holy smokes. imagine that bolt hitting us! sorry parents, but whoa! now imagine us resonsibly racing through the storm as fast as possible to laramie then eating cheeseburgers in the safety of lovejoyz. dang.

in other gnus, you can hear it firsthand from me, n. andre roter that the giardia is gone, and has been for a week or so (since laramie). thanks lander clinic for the exam and the antibiotic capsules! being sick was bad, but the best feeling was being hungry again. to celebrate my newfound hunger, when we got into Rawlins, hwyoming, we stopped at an ice cream parlor and i ordered a two-scoop sundae with cookie dough, chocolate chip, and cookies and cream ice cream and hot fudge sauce. But wait! you scream in confusion. you may be asking yourself how can a two scoop sundae have three scoops? well, ill tell you what happened. i was looking at the flavors, ordered the cookies and cream then the chocolate chip. but something was missing. duh, the cookie dough! so i saw that and ordered it too, and a brownie on the bottom. topped off with hot, hot, hot fudge, but no cherry, because that's whack. sike! there was just no cherry. i ate it, then we had cappucinos, because as they say, when in wyoming, do as the wyomingeanites do. then we had thai food, because, as they say, when in wyoming, eat thai food. so eyah, giardia, seeya later you weak weak creature, stay outta my bloodstream, and stick to the rivers that you're used to. well, now im undermobbing, and i gotta go, but until next time, stay big.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Lost and Found. The Fun in Traveling








Hello World. How are you?
It's August now, and it's hard to believe how fast the trip is flying by. We've finished our last day of riding south, and from Colorado Springs we're heading eastward towards Kansas City, where the Kass parents reside. We should be arriving around the 7th or 8th, and if anyone has any desire to send us anything in the snail mail, this would be an opportune time to do so. Before I forget the address is:

(Insert one of our names here)
C/O Dave and Terri Kass
4202 W 53rd Terr
Roeland Park, KS 66205

If you have any questions about anything, you can give them a call at 913-432-5333, they're super nice folks.

So it's been a week since Laramie, we've been taking it really easy as far as biking has gone. It's been bizarre being so close to so many populated cities in one area. We definitely miss the solitude of the mountains and forests, but it's been fun meeting so many people and seeing the sights of Colorado. A quick day-to-day, then hopefully we can convince Kelvin or Nate to do a post.

Day 35 Thursday July 24: Kicking it in Laramie 0 miles
A really low key day. I mean REALLY. I hang out at the library and the guys bum around town, play some soccer in the park, and hang out back at Pete's. Kelvin's good friend Lindsay, with whom he went to high school and many of us know and love from the U of O, showed up to Pete's house to hang with her beau and the three of us. It was a splendid time, and we had a barbecue and good times. Thanks again to Peter for letting us crash at his place. After the food, the gang went out to a few bars for Peter's friend's birthday. I crashed early and didn't go out, so I apologize that I cannot relate any shenanigans or little quips from the night.

Day 36 Friday July 25: Laramie to Fort Collins, Colorado 70.59 miles
Hello Colorado! Fort Collins is super cool, I'm ashamed to say that I surprised to say this, as I'd never heard anything about it before. But we had a fantastic time there. We arrived in town around 4 in the afternoon and, after concocting a plan with our couchsurfer to meet up later, went directly to the New Belgium Brewery. A really chill place with an electric atmosphere and hilarious staff, we each sampled four of their brews, entirely free. They dug our bicycles and were super friendly about letting us know the ins and outs of the goings on. After working there for 5 years, the owners set up every employee with an all expenses paid tour of the breweries in Belgium. Woa. You cannot purchase any beer at the brewery, aside from growlers to go, so we took the party favors (bottle opener, sticker, tattoo) and headed out for the other local brewery about which we have heard many good things. O'Dell's is a decidedly smaller operation, but stands up well as far as atmosphere and quality. The espresso stout is delicious and gives you a great kick in the pants. Also, the waitress was super nice and gave us the sampler tray for free, our first freebie for being cross-country bikers. Way cool. After a burrito downtown we met up with Katy, a student at Colorado State who was to put us up for the night. We climbed a huge tree and watched lightning go nuts over the Rockies as the sun set on the horizon, and then proceeded to hit the streets of Fort Collins. We found ourselves at the birthday party of a 6'3 Haitian named Andre Paul, who was down to throw out phat rhymes all night along with our very own Nathan Andre Roter as Kelvin laid down the beat. It's been too long since I've heard Nate flow, it's really an experience to behold. Kelvin rocked out so hard, he still has a sore on his lip from beat-boxing all night.

Day 37 Saturday July 26: Rest day in Fort Collins 0 miles
Another day heavy on the relaxing, but there's a method to our chilled out madness. Back in Lander I spoke to my good friend Anne Groundwater, who informed me that she was turning 21 on August 1st in Colorado Springs, and had none of her friends around to share in the fun. Wait a minute, we're in Colorado, and it's late July! WE could come to Colorado Springs and share in the fun! So instead of going at our normal pace and spending a week in the Springs, we decided to mosey through the state, stopping in Fort Collins, Boulder, and Denver for a day each to check out what's going on. But I digress. After bumming around the town and taking the tour at O'Dell's, we headed up north a ways with a car full of inner tubes. En route to float the Poudre (pronounced poo-der, seriously) river. It was fairly late in the day when we arrived, and the rest of the floaters were heading home. But we were not deterred, and Katy, Nate, Kelvin, Christina, and I hitched a ride upstream. We had met Christina the night before, she went to school in the same area as I had in Kansas, and it turned out we had a number of mutual acquantances. Weird. Anyways, she's an avid floater of rivers and so met up with us on Saturday to come along. After the float, which is incredibly fun and I highly recommend it to anyone with the means, we found ourselves back in the parking lot, with a locked car and an empty pocket in which Katy had previously kept the key. Hmmm. This could turn into a long story, but I'm not going to let it. The short of it is, we slept in the car in the parking lot and hitched a ride into town in the morning. It was okay, we had playing cards and good spirits.

Day 38 Sunday July 27: Fort Collins to Boulder 58.4 miles
I'm just going to be straight about this right now. I don't like Boulder. Hands down my least favorite place we've been to on this trip. That being said, I'm not going to spend a lot of text on our time there. Mountain Sun Brewery was quite possibly the best brewery we've been to, it's old school ale was unbelievable and the waiters were super generous, but even that couldn't save the entire perception I have of Boulder. I don't want to talk about it.

Day 39 Monday July 28: Hanging out in Boulder 0 miles
Our friend Claire, aka Gordy, from the U of O put us up on Monday at her friend's house. They were all really nice and we barbecued and had a fun time floating the river there. Thanks a bunch to all of our wonderfull hosts in Boulder. Kelvin can't find his wallet. Credit card, bank card, ID, social security card - gone. He checks every possible place. Twice.

Day 40 Tuesday July 29: Boulder to Denver 51.31 miles
Kelvin still can't find it. We decide to head to Denver and deal with it there. The hills in Colorado are steep! We've apparently been spoiled with our 7% grade 10 mile climbs, because the shorter, steeper climbs to Denver were really rough. After arriving in Denver we call up Max Roesch, the older brother of Nate's good friend Jaco. No answer. No worries, we have a backup plan for a place to stay in Denver. Our good friend Teri Lyshorn's brother Jesse. We call him up. Wrong number. We call Teri, she's in Connecticut. With her brother, Jesse. Huh. This all goes down at a small cafe on the outskirts of Denver, where a very nice young woman named Alexa comes over to chat with us. She has braces and is getting ready to go into 8th grade. She asks us about our trip and then excuses herself, only to return minutes later to sit down and chat again. She doesn't know much about Denver, nor where any bowling alleys are, she doesn't know about the bar scene, and likes every type of music but nothing really stands out and she doesn't know where to go to see any good shows. Very informative girl, but keeps looking over to her friends' table and giggling. Weird. Well, at this point we decide our best chance is to go to the library and check out some other options for a place to stay. After asking directions to the nearest branch from a guy on the street, he proceeds to give us $40. It was kind of awkward, but he was really excited about our trip and insisted. Denver has some nice folks. At the library I send out an SOS on couchsurfing.com to the Denver group, which has about 500 people on it. Within minutes a guy named Steve calls us up and invites us to stay. We ride over and he turns out to be a super nice guy, with an absurdly nice apartment. We get pizza and beer with part of the $40, and go bowling on Steve's Nintendo Wii, as there aren't really any bowling alleys nearby. Kelvin reaches in his bag for his toothbrush or something and finds his wallet. The world is a weird place I swear.

Day 41 Wednesday July 30: Hanging out in Denver 0 miles
Strolling, ice cream, vegetarian wings with Steve, swimming in the apartment pool, and hanging out on the apartment roof. Kelvin and Nate went to the art museum, while I failed to write letters and instead chatted with Steve and enjoyed the happy hour at a local vegetarian restaurant. That about sums up the day. It was a good day.

Day 42 Thursday July 31: Denver to Colorado Springs 69.07 miles
Denver is cool, but having to ride 30 miles before escaping the sprawl isn't quite as much fun as it might sound. Regardless, the ride turned out to be a beautiful one, and we're all excited for the great plains. We ride into town and meet up with Anne Groundwater, who takes us back to her parent's home, where they feed us amazing tacos and beer and are about the best hosts anyone could ever ask for. We play "Sorry" and watch the Talking Head's concert "Stop Making Sense." A really fun evening. But wait? What time is it? It's almost midnight, and Anne's little brother John is nice enough to drive us downtown so that we may celebrate in style. We play some pool and do some celebrating in the less than two hour window that we have for our night on the town in "The Springs," as the hip kids call it. We rock out a huge dance party in the car on the way home as John drives home cool as a cucumber. Anne gets heated at this really large guy on the street and starts talking smack to him in a big way. He swings at her and she ducks out of the way, then gives him an open handed judo chop to his chops. He's laid out, but Anne's knee is scraped up from when she fell on the follow through. It was either that or Anne tripped off of a large curb while trying to text a frenchman, it could have been either scenario, really.

Day 43 Friday August 1: Livin' large in Colorado Springs 0 miles
Kelvin and I wake up and have a nice chat with Anne's father, "You gentleman, and I use the word loosely, took my daughter out last night for her birthday, and now this morning she's gone to the hospital with a broken hand." Here is the part where jaws drop and faces of disbelief contort into apologetic ramblings. Her dad is actually really good-natured about it, and it turns out that she didn't in fact break her hand, but will be wearing a brace for about a week. All is relatively well and I hope Anne's parents don't hate us. They've been and are continuing to be super nice. Now I've gotta go, because there's sandwich fixings in the kitchen. They're taking us up to Keystone for a bluegrass and brewfest. Some guys get all the breaks, huh?


This is that for now. We're clean and well-fed and happy, and incredibly sorry about Anne's hand. I hope you all are well. I'm going to try and convince one of the other guys to typ now.